“Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”Help Me I’ve…no I’m still standing.
9percentmilk asked: i clicked your ads.
nidoranmale asked: reblogz everyteng
consequentialism: i saw a shark today and omg tell me this doesnt look like a sassy black lady
offendpoppunk: are you from tennessee cause you should just go back
anrdew: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
readmor: furs: wat. I HATE GIRLS
Anonymous asked: what kinda camera did ya buy?
thechildrensplace: a classic
well at least i still have my personality
dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA UGLY
twink-182: i see you unfollow me and refollow me
loling-inthe-deep: please willow teach me your ways of bad assery.
glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
tomahok: never ever forget
blondetwink: were starships really meant to fly? were they really?
tltty: my blog is like a facebook profile picture with 0 likes