- pretty friend: i just got 100 likes on my photo !
- athletic friend: i just beat everyone in the school at running :')
- popular friend: today 5 guys asked me out lol
- smart friend: just got straight A's!!
- me: i can breathe
- teacher: its time to watch a movie
- students: yay
- teacher: bill nye the science guy
- students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
- a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
it’s that time of the day where i send justin bieber sexual direct messages
- Obama: I like Coke
- Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
- Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
crocs wit da fur